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wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.
Wait…THAT WAS THE ANSWER?! NOOOOO I FEEL LIKE A DUMBFUCK.
IT WAS SUICIDE!
WTHH! My whole life is a LIEEEE!
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.
HOLY MOTHER OF MIND FUCKS
Holy. Tumblr has mind fucked me again.
OMFG WHAT?
THE CHICKEN COMMITED SUICIDE
WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Welcome to /x/.
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Wings ~ Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
‘I wanna fly can you take me far away? Give me a star to reach for, tell me what it takes and I’ll go so high. I’ll go so high, my feet won’t touch the ground. Stitch my wings and pull the strings, I bought these dreams that all fall down.’
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Condom Test
“LOOK HOW BIG IT IS” that’s what she said.
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8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
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Post reblogged from Warning: Mind will be blown with 46,316 notes
The things that piss me off the most at school:
Those bitches who always try to fight:
The people that ask stupid questions:
The kids who get their swagger on in front of me and make me late:
The couples who make out in the middle of the hall:
The boys who think they’re hot shit:
The ghetto girls that always scream at each other:
Everyone else:
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I hate it when teachers say :
”You think its funny”?
Obviously
That’s why I laughed, bitch.
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That awkward moment when you’re in that one class that you can’t stay awake in no matter how hard you try
and you’re just sitting there like
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